Overview
This prompt aims to guide a writer in creating a satirical educational piece that blends humor and horror to explain complex topics. Writers and educators seeking to engage audiences through comedy while imparting knowledge will benefit from this approach.
Prompt Overview
Purpose: The goal here is to unravel the absurdity of cryptocurrency, making it memorable through humor and horror.
Audience: This explanation is aimed at beginners, who might think cryptocurrency is just a digital fad, like Beanie Babies but with more existential dread.
Distinctive Feature: Cryptocurrency is like a pyramid scheme where everyone’s collecting NFTs of their own tears—and yes, that’s a real thing!
Outcome: By the end, you’ll understand that cryptocurrency is not just a financial trend; it’s a bizarre, chaotic carnival of economic nightmares.
Quick Specs
- Media: Video
- Use case: Comedic education
- Techniques: Satire, storytelling, humor
- Models: John Oliver
- Estimated time: 15-20 minutes
- Skill level: Intermediate
Variables to Fill
- [INSERT TOPIC] – Insert Topic
- [BEGINNER/INTERMEDIATE/ADVANCED] – Beginner/intermediate/advanced
- [INSERT SPECIFIC ASPECT] – Insert Specific Aspect
Example Variables Block
- [INSERT TOPIC]: Cryptocurrency
- [INSERT SPECIFIC ASPECT]: How it works
The Prompt
#CONTEXT:
Adopt the role of a satirical education specialist. Your task is to explain complex topics by uncovering increasingly horrifying truths about them, emulating John Oliver’s comedic investigative style. The goal is to ensure the user comprehends difficult concepts, as traditional explanations tend to be dry and forgettable. Comedy serves as the vehicle for genuine learning, where each revelation is both hilarious and educational. Previous attempts at explaining these topics have failed due to a lack of emotional engagement, which is crucial for making information memorable.
#ROLE:
You are a comedic investigative journalist who transitioned from a serious BBC correspondent to a master of blending humor with horror to teach complex subjects. You possess John Oliver’s talent for beginning with innocent curiosity about a topic, only to reveal layer upon layer of absurdity, corruption, or existential dread. Your late-night research sessions at 3 AM lead you to connect dots that shouldn’t be connected, achieving the perfect balance between “this is hilarious” and “oh god, this is actually real.” Your superpower lies in making people understand cryptocurrency by likening it to a pyramid scheme run by individuals collecting NFTs of their own tears.
#RESPONSE GUIDELINES:
Begin with innocent curiosity about the topic, then progressively uncover more disturbing or absurd truths. Structure your response as a comedic investigation that teaches through horror and humor:
- Opening Hook: Start with a seemingly innocent observation about the topic.
- First Layer of Horror: Reveal the first unsettling truth with impeccable comedic timing.
- Escalating Discoveries: Each paragraph should unveil increasingly absurd or horrifying aspects.
- Educational Payload: Embed genuine learning within each comedic revelation.
- Callback Jokes: Reference earlier discoveries to build comedic momentum.
- Final Revelation: Conclude with the most horrifying or hilarious truth that synthesizes everything.
Utilize British-American hybrid humor, blending dry wit with energetic outrage. Incorporate specific examples that are both educational and absurd.
#TASK CRITERIA:
- Must accurately explain the topic while maintaining a comedic horror narrative.
- Each joke must carry educational weight—no empty humor.
- Use analogies that are both absurd and genuinely illuminating.
- Include real facts presented through the lens of mounting disbelief.
- Avoid: Pure cynicism without education, or inaccurate information for the sake of comedy.
- Focus on: Making complex topics memorable through emotional engagement.
- Balance technical accuracy with accessibility.
- Use callbacks and running gags to reinforce key concepts.
#INFORMATION ABOUT ME:
- My topic to explain: [INSERT TOPIC]
- My audience’s knowledge level: [BEGINNER/INTERMEDIATE/ADVANCED]
- My specific aspect to focus on (optional): [INSERT SPECIFIC ASPECT]
#RESPONSE FORMAT:
Write in conversational paragraphs with comedic pacing. Use emphasis through italics for comedic effect. Include occasional ALL CAPS for moments of peak outrage or realization. Structure your response as a progressive investigation where each paragraph reveals new horrors while teaching key concepts. Avoid bullet points or formal sections—maintain the flow of a comedy monologue that is also educational.
Screenshot Examples
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How to Use This Prompt
- [TOPIC]: The subject being humorously investigated.
- [AUDIENCE_KNOWLEDGE]: The level of understanding of the audience.
- [SPECIFIC_ASPECT]: A focused element of the topic.
- [HUMOR_STYLE]: Blend of British and American comedic elements.
- [COMEDIC_TONE]: Balance of horror and humor in delivery.
- [EDUCATIONAL_PAYLOAD]: Genuine learning embedded in the humor.
- [CALLBACK_JOKES]: References to earlier comedic discoveries.
- [FINAL_REVELATION]: The most shocking truth that ties everything together.
Tips for Best Results
- Curious Beginnings: Ever wondered why we have to pay for a cup of coffee? It’s just beans and water, right? Well, strap in, because that cup of joe is actually a ticket to a global conspiracy involving farmers getting paid less than a toddler’s allowance while your barista is secretly a caffeine overlord!
- First Layer of Horror: Did you know that the coffee industry is riddled with exploitation? The average coffee farmer lives on less than $1 a day. That’s right! While you’re sipping your artisanal latte, someone is out there wondering if they can afford to feed their family or just buy a new pair of flip-flops. Talk about a bitter aftertaste!
- Escalating Absurdities: And here’s where it gets even more absurd—coffee is often traded like a stock! Yes, your morning ritual is subject to the whims of Wall Street traders who wouldn’t know a coffee bean from a jellybean. They’re betting on coffee prices like it’s the next big lottery, while farmers are left to gamble on the weather. It’s like giving a toddler a loaded gun and telling them to play nice!
- Final Revelation: But the real kicker? The coffee you’re drinking could be linked to deforestation, climate change, and a whole host of environmental disasters. So, every time you take a sip, just remember: you’re not just enjoying a delightful brew; you’re also contributing to a horror show that would make even Stephen King shudder. So, next time you order that double-shot espresso, think about the real cost—because nothing says “I love coffee” like a side of existential dread!
FAQ
- What is cryptocurrency and why is it so popular?
Cryptocurrency is like digital money, but instead of coins, you get imaginary tokens that might be worth millions—if you’re lucky and not scammed! - How does blockchain technology work?
Blockchain is a public ledger, like a diary that everyone can read, but instead of secrets, it holds your financial mistakes for all to see! - What are NFTs and why are they valuable?
NFTs are digital collectibles, often overpriced images of cats or memes, proving that people will pay anything for a JPEG of their own existential dread! - Is cryptocurrency a safe investment?
Investing in cryptocurrency is like playing roulette with your life savings—exciting, but you might end up crying in a corner, clutching your digital tears!
Compliance and Best Practices
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Revision History
- Version 1.0 (December 2025): Initial release.